A variety of classifications but
believe me I have seen them all! For those of you that don't know
me, I work part time in the lingerie department of a major department
store. I must confess they hired me as Christmas help back in 2005
and for some strange reason they keep putting me on the schedule and
I have just never told them to take me off.
We sell a LOT of panties and we offer
them two different ways – either in a package (my selection is a
little more limited here and they are mainly “granny panties”) or
as a single. The singles we display either on a table or hanging.
While the majority of the panties I
sell to women I sell a LOT to men. Now I know that is not my place
to judge but believe me from the way they act and talk I can tell
that some of these male purchasers are buying for themselves. Face
it, when they bring them to the counter and make comments like “I
hope the elastic in the legs don't itch” or “do these really hide
muffin tops?”............they are buying them to wear. These are
the Wearers.
Then there are the
Feelers...........they go around “stroking” the material and the
crotch of the panties. I have even caught a few who rubbed the
crotch on their cheeks and the back of their hands. Now I can't
really judge these guys to harsh because I have had females do the
same thing, face it when it is going to be right next to a VERY
sensitive area all day long.............you want it SOFT.
Now we get to the last two categories
that just really kind of creep me out.
The Sniffer...........these are the
guys that I have observed Sniffing the crotch of the pantie. They
usual start with Feeling and move on to the Sniffing
And then there are the
Lickers...........
Yep I have caught two over the years
who went from Sniffing to Licking the crotch of the pantie! I have
asked both to leave the department and I assure you that I have taken
THOSE panties off the sales floor – never to be sold!
Now before you judge MY
store............let me say that over the years I have talked to
women who have worked in other stores...........if they were there
very long they have ALL observed Wearer's, Feelers, Sniffers, and
Licker's!
I know that many people now days buy
article of clothing, take it home, and wear it without ever washing
it. My advice when you buy new panties? WASH THEM FIRST! Just
saying, cause................well face it...............I have no
clue how many I HAVEN”T caught!